nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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