Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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