Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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