Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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