I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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