how can u be prego again
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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