Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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