Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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