he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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