I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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