Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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