I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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