i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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