we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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