I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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