But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
