OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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