So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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