Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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