I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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