Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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