Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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