Your mouth is God's brothel.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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