dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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