I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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