at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Randomize
