you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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