I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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