But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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