Kiss
Puke
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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