Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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