The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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