false alarm. still invincible.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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