Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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