We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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