Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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