Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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