Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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