the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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