I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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