Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
