How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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