Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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