You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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