the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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