Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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