dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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