I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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