I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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