i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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