You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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