Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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